Dammit I said I'd make one solely for this and by God I'm making one solely for this.

Ok people. Help me out here. I don't know how to make an Xbox Live account nor do I know how to get onto Xbox Live. If you guys who do know would be so kind as to tell me, it would be greatly appreciated. That's all for today.

Tis true. Overlord is a pumped up, manly version of Pikmin. You get more guys for killing enemies, you have to aquire (how do you spell that again?) Objects for your Tower (extremely similar to Olimar's ship), and your Minions have strengths and weaknesses that are almost exactly the same as those of the Pikmin. You have a brown Minion that has the biggest abundance (red Pikmin) and is also the strongest (purple Pikmin). You have a blue Minion that is the only Minion that can enter water (blue Pikmin; also the other Minions flatout drown in water which is also the same for the other Pikmin). Your red Minions are probably the only Minions without a Pikmin equivalent (although I think they are the weakest so maybe they compare to the white Pikmin in that area). Finally your green Minions are resistant to poison (I believe that the white Pikmin is resistant to poison as well).

So far Overlord is an AWESOME game (I rented it a few days ago). Since I had to return it I'm going to buy it to finish it. I highly recommend that anyone with a 360 go and buy this game. If you want more info on the game just request it in the comments. Maybe if you request me to do so I'll think of a funnier way to fill you in on the rest as well as give a new game review each week.

Yes this would be sort of a rip off of Zero Punctuation but hey, I only have text to work with here.

Yes! I will soon (approximately 7 days) have a 360! No, Halo freaks, not for Halo 3. For better games like Dead Rising, Bioshock, The Darkness (well not necessarily the Darkness), the upcoming CoD 4, and of course, The Orange Box. Valve needs to be given the freaking Nobel Prize for this! Or even better, they inspire the guys who head the thing to create a Nobel Prize for games and give them the first one. Seriously.